Dad: Hi daughter.Me: Yes, Dad, I’m quite busy.Dad: Busy doing what?Me: Busy doing what you sent me to do — praying, talking to my siblings, and conducting meetings with my fellow gold carriers.Dad: But you have not had time to sit on my lap and feel my heartbeat?Me: Dad, I…
Me: Hello sis, Dad said I should tell you about the principles involved in waiting for gold, and the need to wait for it. Sis: Well, I don’t care about Dad, your gold, or your so-called principles. Me: It’s for your own good. Sis (sarcastically): I said, I don’t care.…